"You give me a gift— Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere— Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor— Wham! Favor returned……. Do not test my politeness."

"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then… suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’."